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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:18 am

Oh, we don't want to go there.... lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:50 am

No.42_NavyJake wrote:
Oh, we don't want to go there.... lol! 

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:59 am

Has anyone seen a picture of NavyJake?


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:23 pm

Yeah I even have one.....


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:18 pm

That's exactly how I pictured him. ROFL! 


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:20 pm

Me too Laughing 


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:12 pm

Advise: Keep day jobs... affraid 

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:00 am

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:17 am

Funny!


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:17 pm

Got a great deal on a bag of frosted flakes today. There were more flakes in the bag when I got home than when I bought them.




...The watermelon rolled over on the bag.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:36 pm

Lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:51 pm

No.42_Shnoze_Shmon wrote:
Got a great deal on a bag of frosted flakes today.  There were more flakes in the bag when I got home than when I bought them.  




...The watermelon rolled over on the bag.
Now you have more for your money...I've got to try that ...but I don't have a watermelon.confused


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:39 am

We love our Canadian Brothers!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:58 am

No.42_Flatspin wrote:
We love our Canadian Brothers!

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Sorry, I am confused!

Why is this under funny stuff, it should be under world facts. Is you Canadian translator broken again?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:35 am

ROFL! 


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:56 am

LOL... just sent that one to the family token Canadian... aka the Spousal Unit!!


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:46 pm

I sent it to my daughter-in-law and her parents.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:21 pm

just don't try and take our beer or cut in line at the biffy at a football game


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:51 pm

I'd be sorry if the stuff wasn't true...well...I'm still sorry, but not as sorry as I could be...sorry. Also sorry if any of you yanks watched that and hurt yourselves laughing, but not too sorry.Big Grin 


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:27 pm

Anybody else notice that they managed to infiltrate not just the squad, but every flight as well.


...of course I'm sure they're sorry about that... Laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:32 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:47 pm

No.42_Shnoze_Shmon wrote:
Anybody else notice that they managed to infiltrate not just the squad, but every flight as well.


...of course I'm sure they're sorry about that... Laughing 
My flight lead is a squirrel that seems to be in an awfully close personnal relationship with Nurse Ralph...so ya...I'm sorry(and alittle nervous)! Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:53 pm

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My temp. flight lead is a squirrel that seems to be in an awfully close personal relationship with Nurse Ralph...
Whoa! This thing about a personal relationship with nurse Ralph. Nooo it's strictly professional bud, strictly professional.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:15 pm

This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious, but read The State's letter before you get to the response letter.

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity.. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially fail ed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2007.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action..

We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in
this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

Sincerely,
David L. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.

Response

Dear Mr.Price,

Your certified letter dated 12/17/06 has been handed to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane , Trout Run, Pennsylvania .

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood 'debris' dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building materials 'debris.'

I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking. As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity.

My first dam question to you is:
(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or
(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request?

If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued. (Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.)

I have several dam concerns. My first dam concern is, aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer.

The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.

If you want the dammed stream 'restored' to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English..

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2007? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice by then and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them.

In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality, health, problem in the area It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your dam step! The bears are not careful where they dump!

Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.
THANK YOU,


RYAN DEVRIES
& THE DAM BEAVERS


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Stuff!   Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:38 pm

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